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PRESS RELEASHES

Dateline: Collywood
Contact: Press@collywood.com

THE BOWSER CONSPIRACY

June 21, 1999 - (Daily Barker) Stephen King, best-selling horror author, was walking on the shoulder of a road in rural Lovell, Maine when a Dodge Caravan struck him. King was thrown in the air and sustained a serious leg injury and collapsed lung. King had been walking south on the road when a motorist approaching from behind lost control of his vehicle after his dog got loose in the van.

September 21, 1999 - (Daily Barker) An unsubstantiated source representing best-selling author, Stephen King, has revealed that King has dropped plans to publish his latest novel, The Bowser Conspiracy.

May 1, 2001 - (Daily Barker) Scientists working in a secret government installation outside of Alpoquerque, NM, are reported to have discovered that dogs do converse in a manner similar to humans. It's reported that scientists have broken the elusive Bark Code and discovered a level of communications, just above a dog's whistle, that reveals that dogs actually do speak.

June 1, 2001 - (Daily Barker) Government officials who have denied that the Bark Code has been broken at a secret government base outside of Alpoquerque, NM are also denying news of a recent discovery that aliens had invaded earth. A credible government source revealed that by monitoring the Bark Code, there is now strong evidence that little creatures walk among us in staggering numbers. A highly classified report indicates the presence of aliens descending from the Planet Pluto in the form of litter carriers with bloated bodies, spreading furry little balls in every corner of the earth. Their numbers have greatly multiplied and the evidence concludes that they have successfully invaded our homes and have captured our hearts.

June 15, 2001 - (Daily Barker) Horror author Stephen King strongly denies that his decision to drop plans to publish The Bowser Conspiracy in 1999 was in any way connected to reports about aliens from the planet Pluto. Rumors have persisted that the auto accident in June 1999, that seriously injured King, was no accident, but a plot to silence King. "The idea that dogs descended from Pluto is pure fiction" King stated. He continued with a laugh, "a more appropriate title for this fiction might be Invasion of the Body Scratchers." It was noted that government officials in attendance weren't laughing.

June 17, 2001 - (Daily Barker) A spokesperson for Collywood Productions, LLC, announced that the company has acquired the technology that allows humans to tune in on canine conversation. A specially designed speaker, with state-of-the-art
Woofers has been patented and licensed to Collywood Productions for their exclusive use in all mediums. Collywood Productions, a content provider for the Internet and television, plans to use the technology extensively on its "All Dog, All the Time" network, including Collywood.com, Rod Weiler.com and on The WOOF Collywood Broadcasting Network.


		PRESS RELEASHES Dateline: Collywood Contact: Press@collywood.com THE BOWSER CONSPIRACY June 21, 1999 - (Daily Barker) Stephen King, best-selling horror author, was walking on the shoulder of a road in rural Lovell, Maine when a Dodge Caravan struck him. King was thrown in the air and sustained a serious leg injury and collapsed lung. King had been walking south on the road when a motorist approaching from behind lost control of his vehicle after his dog got loose in the van. September 21, 1999 - (Daily Barker) An unsubstantiated source representing best-selling author, Stephen King, has revealed that King has dropped plans to publish his latest novel, The Bowser Conspiracy. May 1, 2001 - (Daily Barker) Scientists working in a secret government installation outside of Alpoquerque, NM, are reported to have discovered that dogs do converse in a manner similar to humans. It's reported that scientists have broken the elusive Bark Code and discovered a level of communications, just above a dog's whistle, that reveals that dogs actually do speak. June 1, 2001 - (Daily Barker) Government officials who have denied that the Bark Code has been broken at a secret government base outside of Alpoquerque, NM are also denying news of a recent discovery that aliens had invaded earth. A credible government source revealed that by monitoring the Bark Code, there is now strong evidence that little creatures walk among us in staggering numbers. A highly classified report indicates the presence of aliens descending from the Planet Pluto in the form of litter carriers with bloated bodies, spreading furry little balls in every corner of the earth. Their numbers have greatly multiplied and the evidence concludes that they have successfully invaded our homes and have captured our hearts. June 15, 2001 - (Daily Barker) Horror author Stephen King strongly denies that his decision to drop plans to publish The Bowser Conspiracy in 1999 was in any way connected to reports about aliens from the planet Pluto. Rumors have persisted that the auto accident in June 1999, that seriously injured King, was no accident, but a plot to silence King. "The idea that dogs descended from Pluto is pure fiction" King stated. He continued with a laugh, "a more appropriate title for this fiction might be Invasion of the Body Scratchers." It was noted that government officials in attendance weren't laughing. June 17, 2001 - (Daily Barker) A spokesperson for Collywood Productions, LLC, announced that the company has acquired the technology that allows humans to tune in on canine conversation. A specially designed speaker, with state-of-the-art Woofers has been patented and licensed to Collywood Productions for their exclusive use in all mediums. Collywood Productions, a content provider for the Internet and television, plans to use the technology extensively on its "All Dog, All the Time" network, including Collywood.com, Rod Weiler.com and on The WOOF Collywood Broadcasting Network.