Dear Beth, My human sells me for sex. Does that make me a bad dog? Stud
	Dear Stud, No, that makes you a hot dog. Beth
Dear Beth, This is really embarrassing. When I have sex, I have trouble getting it out. It makes me feel like less of a dog. What can I do? Shut In
	Dear Shut In, Take Viagrrr. Be sure to consult with your Vet if you’re on heartworm medication. Beth
Dear Beth, Whenever I’m left at home for a long time, I pee on the carpet. Is this spiteful? Spot
	Spot Dear Spot, No, I would say pissful. Beth
Dear Beth, I’m feeling run-down lately. Should I give up chasing cars? Run Down
	Dear Run Down, Get a law degree and chase ambulances. Beth
Dear Beth, I keep chasing my tail, but can never catch it. Any ideas? Dizzy
	Dear Dizzy, Can’t help you right now. Write me again when you get around to it. Beth
Dear Beth, I’m a leg dog. Unfortunately, I’m attracted to human legs. I’ve tried, but I can’t stop. Can you get me over the hump? Clutch
	Dear Clutch, Your sexual preference is your business, but this is not a good mountain to climb. Beth
Dear Beth, I read in Mary Heartworm’s column that actor Chew Grrant got caught again humping a transvestbite. Excuse me, what the heck is a tranvestbite? Confused
	Dear Confused, A skirt with male genetails, who doesn’t know squat. Beth